They say humans and our opposable thumbs are what have allowed us to come so far. Grabbing food, tools, and all the essentials. Turns out crabs and their claws are just as capable as humans in this way, but they haven’t come as far, yet. 

Mr. Krabs with his stacks of cash, or Sebastian with his chill vibes and fire beats are just the most famous of a whole species that loves to have a good time.

Well, it turns out most crabs are just like us, except they look like wet spiders crossed with a rock. Also, at certain types of parties, there might be one maniac who whips out a blade or gun when the night doesn’t go their way. Crustacean kickbacks are no exception to this. They love to party but don’t insult their girl.